Monday, January 24, 2011

if its not rough it isn't fun

♪♫ Poker Face - Chris Daughtry

Whilst shopping in Ardene's earlier today, I heard the song "Cannibal" By Ke$ha playing. Although the beginning of the song was a bit disgusting, it was still tolerable. Until around the middle of the song when she sings "Yep, I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer". I literally felt so disgusted, I wanted to throw up right in the middle of the store.

Seriously Ke$ha? Jeffrey Dahmer? On what effin' planet is it okay to think theres nothing wrong with those lyrics? Jeffrey Dahmer is one of the most recognized and gruesome serial killers in American history. He brutally slaughtered over ten boys, not to mention the Necrophilia, Cannibalism, etc.

So when I'm looking for a song to cheer me up or dance to, hearing "Jeffrey Dahmer" is pretty much one of the last things I wanna hear. Nothing like hearing a song about eating other people's flesh to ruin your fun. And make you wanna vomit whilst shopping, like my awful experience.

And sadly, millions of fourteen year old girls are gonna laugh and dance to that song, like its nothing. Probably because 99.9% of them have no idea who Jeffrey Dahmer is. They probably think hes a music producer or actor. Dumb kids.

The point is, Ke$ha is about one step away from being a crackhead. So if I were you, I wouldn't listen to her music. She should also shower more. Her hair looks like a dead animal.

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